kungfu-mulutan:

restoring faith in love

godtie:

if i ever suddenly reblog a massive amount of posts from you:

I’m sorry, I’m on mobile, and i forgot that your blog is not my dash

strivingking:

If you’re in college right now

Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin

Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit

littletinyboy:

ah yes, a healthy relationship… my ultimate fetish……

friend: are you okay?
what I say: yes
what I mean: I don't think I'm ever going to hear a soul punk song live

They made popcorn next door I can smell it. I want it

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad
  • made you pass out
  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support

sextpert:

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19,464 plays
"Nearly Witches"

patrickest:

a compilation of brendon mocking ryan’s lyric in Nearly Witches

hastunemiku:

hastunemiku:

oops

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

hastunemiku:

hastunemiku:

oops

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

z3al:

uropyia:

generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.

……………………..

Shut the fuck up

z3al:

uropyia:

generationofmodifications:

A Chemistry teacher.

……………………..

Shut the fuck up

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

-Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

werewolfau:

bbybirdbarton:

jodiamandis:

lightspeedsound:

High School Fads, 1944

Ok so now I’m on the look out for lesbians with hair bows in the back

This ^^^

I just like how the bow on the left is a ‘signal and a chllange’ it’s like yeah, Betty’s been going steady with Tommy for a few weeks now, but let’s see if Ronny can step up his game before Betty becomes a right bow kind of girl

can i use ‘she wears her bow in the back’ as a euphemism now?

enchantinglythemes
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